Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

★★★★★
I really loved everything about this movie, the songs and characters were amazing. The part where Charlie's Mom starts singing for Charlie to keep his head up WAS SO GOOD. One thing I have to point out is that chocolate water. It was essentially just brown water lol? My favorite moment from the entire movie was when they were on the boat and like Mr. Wonka started yelling GOD IT WAS SO FUNNY 😭 The ending felt kind of abrupt but overall just a good movie. Classic. Fucking amazing. PLUS Charlie WAS ADORABLEEEE

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

★★★★★
FUCK. THIS. MOVIE. Worst fucking movie I've seen all year and it's only Feburary. I want you to know that these movies are musicals yet there was no. singing. Yes, NO SINGING. The Oompa Loompa's did like rhymes but that was it. About them, IT'S ONE GUY LIKE 12 TIMES?? AND WILLY WONKA HAS FUCKING PTSD. I WISH I WAS JOKING. He regularly has flashbacks to like his childhood and god they're so bad. Spoiler alert but also don't watch this: bascially his dad is a dentist and hates candy so one halloween Willy went Trick or Treating then his dad threw all his candy into the fireplace. And Willy had some fuck ass headgear. And I REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, TIM BURTON DIRECTED IT. FUCK Tim Burton's movies the man can't direct jack shit that isn't a horror film. Did you know he has a movie titled "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"?? And. Coraline wasn't that good. Enough Tim Burton hate blogging back to the movie 👁️👁️ Willy was written HORRIBLY he became some reclused weirdo who has terrible speaking skills. And yk what the factory still looked like ass. The ending is that Charlie TURNS DOWN THE FACTORY TO LIVE WITH HIS POOR ASS family, and goes with Willy to talk and reconcile with his dentist Dad. This movie was 1hr 55m. ALMOST 2 HOURS OF HELL. 1 star. maybe even half a star.

Wonka (2023)

★★★★★
I took the absolute biggest breath of fresh air after watching this. And I hate that I love this movie!! It is SO SO SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD. After watching it I became absolutely Wonkapilled. The SINGING, THE VISUALS, THE EVERYTHING!!! I was concerned after seeing the Trailer that Timothee Chalamet was playing Wonka but I could not be more wrong. His preformance was SPECTACULAR. He must have been posessed by the Wonka spirit because he has easily become my favorite Wonkas. The movie is about Willy before he gets his factory, its an amazing premise. If I had one word to describe this amazing movie I would say "silly". The songs made me levitate to the HEAVENS. When "Pure Imagination" was sung I literally almost cried. At the end we get to see the factory it looked so FUCKING GOOD and yes OOMPA LOOMPA REVEAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥FIVE STARS. I would give it a thousand if I could.

★★★★★
The voice actor for Lloyd worked his ASS OFF in this role. I thought this was a silly LEGO movie but no this is lowkey emotional. Lloyd is my hard favorite sorry and I hate his Dad. Comedy is just as amazing as you think it is

★★★★★
You really just had to be there. If you've ever seen fanart of this movie you know what I mean LMAO I've seen this movie 2 times, Once in 2022 and another in 2023 and everytime I rewatch it I notice something new. I love riddlers reimagined existance it makes him much more beliviable in the modern day. I like how he's kinda just an evil streamer SJHSJHSJHSHSJHSJ and his riddles are hilarious I feel bad for laughing at some of them. BY THE WAY, THIS MOVIE IS 2HRS 56 MINUTES ITS REALLY REALLYYY LONG but honestly worth it, Its entire story and its subplots are wrapped up in a satisfying way and the Batman/Bruce Wayne is portrayed in a way I really like. If a second movie is ever made I want the Joker in it.

★★★★★
I've actually seen this movie like 3 times over the corse of the 8 years it's been out, (YES, 2017 WAS 8 YEARS AGO) but I remembered like nothing so I recently rewatched it only recalling my HATE for Batman and my love for the Joker. After seeing it again I was kinda right in my feelings but I developed media literacy!!!! At the start yeah I disliked his character but over the course of the movie I eventually started sympathizing with both him and the Joker. There was a lot of jokes I found funny despite 2017 being one of THE UNFUNNIEST YEARS. All in all, great movie and I'm glad that both this and the Lego Ninjago one were both made this year for me to enjoy and rewatch 9 times

The most anticipated movie of 2023 for the internet. I watched it a week-ish after release, and I didn't think it was that bad!! The plot moves kinda slowly, and Vanessa being William Aftons daughter felt off? The FNAF lore is famously very confusing and all over the place so I wouldn't overthink it but I don't really like that plot twist. Nothing in this movie is canon though so don't let it get under your skin. The creators said that because of the huge amount of lore in the game series they knew they wouldn't be able to cover it all and I understand that they just made a movie with what they had.
The kills weren't awful, atleast someone got springtrapped and the-bite-of-87'd!! I don't think they were as gory as I would've liked but they're OK to me! I know a lot of people thought it was basically nothing and to that I say THIS IS A FNAF MOVIE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT LMFAO???? Overall, not the worst movie I saw that year idk it couldve been worse

★★★★★
Whew. What can be said about this movie that hasn't been said already??? It's funny, sad, depressing, exciting, and nostalgic in a way. I swear you can feel the testosterone through the screen. I became a (cis) teenage boy from watching the movie alone.
After Neil killed himself I was crying- NO SOBBING from the characters reactions and the after effects of it. I was in shambles breaking down when my friend suddenly texted me and i started laughing INSTANTLY
By the way, this movies ending isn't a happy one it's really sad 😢😭 But the author wanted something more accurate which I understand. I told myself I'd read the book like 2 months ago and still haven't I REALLY GOTTA