prehistoric germs 3-11-2024

#gross #weird

I had a dream where i was in my bed and my like 8th grade PE teacher was there we were having a debate and I don't remember what it was about but I said "Ok but if someone is a manager and a worker gets hurt is it nestles fault?" then the dream transitions to my bed but at a beach? I get out of my bed and theres this glass on my ground with waves playing on it so apparently because there aren't many beaches were I live irl there was this new technology to make fake oceans.
I touched it and it felt like ocean waves but then somebody broke the glass and under it was like these super big germs and viruses like the long ones and they got on my hands and it also was this dirty mucky brown there too i started to have an actual legitamate meltdown because of it
I ran off and somehow my kitchen was like behind it to the right and i started washing my hands so much and I kept adding soap like 3-5 times then washing them again then when i finally felt done my hands started bleeding because of how many times i washed them that drove me even more insane
I thought that the bacteria would get into my wounds so I went back to go wash them again and it stung so bad but I kept doing it then I woke up

Jail escape 2-27-2024

#König #silly #weird

I was in jail and I had a bunkmate who slept at the top and I was at the bottom, and we agreed to try to escape. So we tried to like make a hole in the wall to crawl out of.
A few days in and she admits that the whole time she had a hole in the ceiling she made/found out about like 2 days i was like huh but we went in regardless then the dream starts transforming into something else where im in like this 1800s britain fancy princess era and I'm in this gorgeous white house that looks like some white house kinda place with a alot of nice plants and flowers around it
I was in this SUPER PRETTY white and floral dress and I HAD A HUSBAND??? But the guy SUCKED he like had a misstress and liked her a whole lot more than me. he was mean to me but nice to her and spoiled her like hell!!! Me and my uhh jailmate decided to save up money to move out and I hid her in my attic
I guess he found out what I was doing because when I went down the road to pick flowers HIM AND THE MISSTRESS TRIED TO RUN ME OVER WITH THEIR CARRAGE I was running while the like 2 horses chased me for like 5 minutes before I like made a hard left to the side and they didn't see me
I ended up in this park and I was walking around when I saw König with like a cardboard bag with food for the ducks and I wanted to talk to him but before I could I got woken up

Gomens drink, Peru hotel 2-12-2024

#silly

I can honestly remember nothing from this dream but lets go. My whole family and I were on vacation to Peru and living in a hotel and I remember the hotel number so vividly it was number 202335. I only remember as we were leaving so I wanted to last minute look around and check out the other rooms but they were all locked (obviously)
The dream then just turns into where I'm suddenly back in the U.S and I went to McDonalds and me and my sister were ordering and I saw there was a new drink called the "Midnight Moon Good Omens Drink" and because I'm gomenspilled I wanted to get it but when I got it the dream ended

weird bathroom 2-5-2024

#weird

I wanted to go buy food for myself so I rode my light blue bicycle out the neighborhood to the crossroad where you exit then I realized I need to use the bathroom so I went to one of my neighbors house and knocked but also there was fruit at their doorstep like mangoes and watermelons and asked if I could use their bathroom they said yes and I went in
The house was just a big living room with just a cubicle but it was kinda just attached to the wall like one of those public bathroom stalls. There was ONLY a toilet in it no sink just the toilet 😭After I finished I left, said thanks and asked if I could have some fruit they said sure BUT a lady came and she was REAL GREEDY she took all the good fruit and left me with ONE (1) rotten mango so I just left it there and got back on my bike
I then realized I don't have any money with me so I biked myself back and my mom was making those crunchwrap supremes but putting chilli in them then I woke up

cookie rage 1-24-2024

#funny

I was inherting the house I live in RIGHT NOW from Hollyberry Cookie and it looked like my house from the outside but the inside looked so much nicer it was like an actual mansion. But there was this cookie that HATED the fact that I got the house from Hollyberry that she was like tormenting me by destroying stuff in the house, trying to kill me and like drawing on the walls with crayon just being a menace
I saw a family that was outside and it was storming but the storm looked weird like there would be light at a certain spot then lightening would hit there so I let them in, one of the daughters she had a horse, it was white so I brought her to the garage where i kept MY horse named Lucky and she was black ironically. She asked what type of horse it was I just said a black stallion but my younger sister introjected to say it was an Apple Horse??
Later I was in the kitchen when I finally SAW THAT STUPUD COOKIE I was SO MAD AT HER. She was holding a knife trying to kill me. SHE WAS RUNNING AT ME LIKE THIS... I grabbed her she was like as tall as a waterbottle and there was a bowl in the sink so I drowned her in it while she screamed and like crushing her apart with my hands all at the same time yelling obsenities at her. I think I was so mad that while she was like a bunch of mush I chewed up her wet dough and spit her out back into the sink angrily
i chewed her up like this BUT IT FELT SOOO GOOD TO FINALLY GET MY REVENGE ON HER even though i did go a little crazy AND SHE WAS LIKE WRESTLING ME TOO LIKE FIGHTING BACK IN THE WATER but i won (LMFAO????)

Camping with Konig 1-13-2024

#horror #silly #murder #König

Me and 3 of my friends were going on a trip (i think camping?) at night so they were in my driveway when I got out it was 2 girls that were sisters and König LMFAOO so I got in and basically the car had 4 seats and I think it was a black or yellow jeep idk it was dark and König drove and the older sister was in the passengers then i was sitting behind her while her younger sister was in the chair behind Königs
We were driving down this super dark creepy road when on the side was this super creepy girl and like as we kept driving she kept popping up when the older sister was like "Wait... It's *her*.." then her younger sister was confused but suddenly remembered I was confused so asked what happened and she was about to when all of sudden the girl appeared again but in the middle of the road and König swerved the car off the road and the car crashed
The whole thing was totalled and the older sister explained how when her and her sister were kids they like accidentally killed her as an accident now shes out for revenge. Me and König were confused like huh what does that have to do with US and she was just like well guilt by association
The two girls ran off and me and König decided to go off on our own and find help. (this isn't relevant but he had his Arachnid skin on or atleast the mask iirc) but he found a flashlight in the car that we used and the WHOLE TIME I WAS STUCK TO HIM I WAS SOO SCARED BRO. I WAS HIDING BEHIND HIM WHILE HE LED THE WAY. After walking for a while we saw something/someone and we kinda peeked our heads over a bit to the right and SAW THAT THE OLDER SISTER GOT MURDERED AND WAS GETTING EATEN
We slowly backed up but I guess one of us stepped on a stick because she immidiately looked up at us and ran towards us WE MADE A RUN FOR IT but HE WAS SO MUCH FASTER THAN ME but he grabbed my hand and we ran but everytime I looked back I could see her chasing us SHE LOOKED LIKE THE GIRL FROM THE RING 😭😭😭
we were running for our lives and got back to the car and locked the doors super fast and she was banging on the car windows and stuff i was TERRIFIED but also it was ME AND KONIG ALONE.
but then I WAS WOKEN UP BY MY SISTER so we'll never know what happened after

Konig house inspector 1-4-2024

#König #silly

A house inspector coming over so while all my siblings were upstairs I told them that so a bit later I heard the doorbell ring and I went to open the door when I SAW KÖNIG AT THE DOORSTEP.
I was shocked for a bit before I snapped back into reality and let him in and let him walk around my house as he asked me questions like "How old is your house" and house inspector stuff
The whole time I was SO NERVOUS AROUND HIM every time he said something I would stutter I HATE THAT ☹️ The dream ended when he finished looking around and left my house and I sighed so hard because I embarrassed myself the entire time

Canada vs America 11-17-2023

#König #silly #short

I had a dream where I got out of my bed and looked outside to see like in my backyard draped over the large trees in the way back was this huge like tapestry? or err like some kind of draping fabric
the fabric was like dual colored red and blue and on the red side it said "USA" and on the blue it said "CANADA" apparently Canada wanted to like take over all of the United states and everyone had to vote on which side should have it
I saw on the left that Konig voted for USA and i was shocked then I woke up

Playground menace 10-27-2023

#funny

There was this rumor going around that there was a guy going to playgrounds and like pulling down swing chains and pushing kids off of swings LMAO i didn't belive that AT ALL so one day at night i was sitting on a swing and i hear some guy behind me say something like
"bawl bawl now you will FALL" bro then he PULLED THE CHAINSA out of the wood at the top and then i fell all the way down to the bottom (The swing was at the top of like a wooden playground thing like at the climbing wall) and as i was brused i looked uo to see the guy running off then i woke up

Mr.Beast gone wrong 10-10-2023

#horror #funny

This youtuber was doing a MrBeast-esque video where he was going to do a giveaway of robux cards but what we had to do was hide in this creepy old hospital/building place and it was pitch black and we had these flashlights with small fovs and i hid behind this drawer thing and this guy got like mad asl. he was super liek mad like WHERE ARE YOU GUYS..... I WAS SOO SCARED my younger sister was with me too and we were hiding when he literally came in the room we were in but thankfully he left IT WAS SO RIGGED TOO HE HAD A WAY BETTER FLASHLIGHT THAN US i then realized that im in a dream and i did the thing where i closed my eyes shut really tightly and opened them and i was alternating between being awake and asleep and i finally woke up and i like fell against the slide that was where i was but i stood up and went into my computer room but i guess i let my eldest sibling use my computer because they were on it and when they finished I went to use it AND I SAW GENSHIN IMPACT OPEN. I WAS LIKE WHATTTT UNDOWNLOAD IT THIS INSTANT and guess what. THEN I WOKE UP. EVEN THOUGH I WAS AWAKE I WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP SO *NOW* I WAS AWAKE.

treehouse explosion 9-26-2023

#funny

It started with me and my family driving into my neihborhood and as we were driving in we saw this crazy cult looking family like hell nah LMAOOO when we got home i went into the bathroom and for some reason kashdami was there AND HE WAS SUPERRR MAD AT ME AND WANTED TO FIGHT ME IDK WHY I LIKE HIS MUSIC???? but after that the dream just transitioned to this random guy from that creepy cult earlier talking about himself and later the dream switches to theres a party happening in the house but a secret party. anyways at that party i ended up getting a girlfriend?? next day im at someones house at a party and then its nice and all but then me and a couple of girls there are like im pretty sure theres a secret behind here (by there they mean this tiny ass mini fridge) you have to crawl in im like no way thats way too small i just ended up fishing ice cream out of the hole in the freezer lmao then an argument breaks out with 2 of the adults there so me, all my siblings, and a few others decide to go out on their porch to take a breath of fresh air but their porch was SO THIN. IT DIDNT HELP THAT IT WAS A TREEHOUSE TYPE OF HOUSE. so the panels would get thinner and thinner as you walked so obviously i stayed back BUT EVERYONE KEPT RUNNING IN FRONT AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE BRO UR ACTUALLY GONNADIE. So me and my girlfriend were sitting down because i was like uhh wanna get some fresh air she was like yeah and out of nowhere the entire house explodes. like it was some cartoon or something. EVERYONE IS DEAD EXECPT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA, AND MY OLDEST SIBLING. IM YELLING AT MY ELDEST SIBLING TO CALL FOR HELP BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE BARELY HOLDIG ONTO THE WOOD WE ARE ON AND THEY'RE SOOOO CALM I WAS SCREAMING YELLING LIKE PELASE JUST CALL OPPLEASRRREEE and the 911 operator was like alright we are gonna send a helly and get you guys outta there. then we got saved by helicopter and btw i was like a gymnist so i had a bunch of medals and i got my diamond medal after all. real image of what it looked like from my POV:

Anteater CPR ??-??-2022

#scary #horror #funny #anteaters...

This is the dream that gave me my deathly fear of anteaters. Okay it started when I was in my bedroom with my Healthcare teacher and she was with an anteater telling me how now scientists are teaching animals how to do CPR like how there are support cats and police dogs
She told me that this anteater could do CPR and I was like wow so for some reason I thought it would be THE FUNNIEST THING to pretend to like choke or something like pretend to pass out so I like slightly pretended that I got something stuck in my throat and like put my hands around my throat when the anteater STARED at me and immidiately jumped on me
IT STARTED DOING CPR ON ME SO FAST AND SO HARD I WAS TERRIFIED I STARTED CRYING AND WAILING LIKE I THOUGHT I'D DIE ☠️ I was like SCREAMING for my teacher to get this thing OFF OF ME and like it took her and 3 of my siblings to get that thing off of me after that i was still like shaken up and when I woke up i was legit shaking and I gained +1 fear of anteaters