Dream Diary V2
Dreams...
A page for my insane dreams... I used to barely ever get dreams but around June 2023 I started getting them like every 2 days-ish, now here we are 
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König Advice 11-28-2024
I had a dream where me and my "sbilings" (idk who they were it was a bunch of random ppl) had superoower necklaces in our rooms that gave us powers.
But before that there was this guy and we took his pizza or something?? and he was really mad at us but my brain just erased him.
Anyways, this house was not mine and outside looked nowhere near I lived but it was a nice home regardless. I remember having to like jump at the right time on a bike through the window to escape with the pizza too like wth
also discord got an update or something where the online/afk/dnd icons changed idk
ANWYASY AGAIN, when I went into the winter room to help one of my siblings were I saw that they needed help and since I had the earth power I could turn into any animal so I went down this long cave as like a Cheetah and it was so dark and scary I was just hoping that someone would help me then...
FUCKING KÖNIG SHOWS UP. WHAT? He gave me adivice and while it was SO OOC HE WAS SOOOO CUUUTEEE he had like emanta on him in real life too it was so adorable I actually ignored how he would realistically never say that shit and folded so fast.
LIKE THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!! He was being so encouraging and cheery like "You got this Goob!!" I'm sobbing just typing this out im dead
Noah Beck Crypto 11-7-2024
I was on tumblr and someone made a callout post saying "Everyone keeps posting Noah Beck even though he was literally exposed for a crypto scam in 2016??" and i was shocked then i woke up
I vividly remember the persons Smiling Friends pfp and the post had like 28 THOUSAND notes like it had a lot
Tiger Oranges 11-7-2024
Basically me and my siblings were on this like rectangle platform world thing?? like a loft and there were tigers at the bottom and oranges EVERYWHERE. Apparently the tigers loved the oranges but couldnt get them open so me and my siblings peeled the oranges for them
The tigers got progressively more and more greedy for more oranges and we had to peel them faster and faster from on top of the loft that the tigers just got mad and attacked us
they were like cats revving up to jump us it was like mario bros and we were all running away trying to avoid getting eaten and my sister got GOT and then I woke up
Jerma Burgers 10-11-2024
i had a dream i was gonna watch a jerma stream but when he went on cam he was on my bed. I was so confused that because I was in my bedroom and he wasn't there but when I looked on stream he was literally there
I could also see in the back he had a whole conveyor belt making burgers one ingredient at a time and he said "oh thats gonna be for a big stream you guys are gonna love it" after that it got blurry so I think I woke up
Adopt Me Drugs 8-16-2024
I was in Roblox Adopt Me outside the adoption centre when I got a trade and accepted it but what popped up in the trading cube was DRUGS like I hovered over it and it was an icon of a drug bottle titled "drugs".
The guy hit accept and I was so confused but I just hit accept anyways but the drugs showed up for me in real life. I was so shocked I told my younger sister and she told me TO TAKE THEM I was like no wtf why would I do adopt me drugs and she was like just a little bit just to see what its like
We both went to our bathroom and yeah we did the drugs and like my pupils were different sizes and i felt loopy like i was ZONKED so my sister it felt so weird. then my mom showed up and i was trying SO HARD TO PRETEND LIKE I WASNT HIGH but i know that whenever im high (ive only ever been on laughing gas in the dentist guys) i start laughing like crazy so i was trying to hold back my laugh so bad.
She was suspicious but went in her room and i let out a HUGE sigh like finally... it started to wear off and i was like ok ill never ever do this again then i woke up
chainsaw lolita 8-15-2024
I had just come home and it was at night so everyone went upstairs to go to sleep and I did too but left my phone downstairs and went to grab it super quicky when I saw some girl standing outside through my front door window
I went to go see what she wanted but bro HER FIT WAS SOO SLAYFUL her outfit was like lolita with purple and black and she had a chainsaw and it was decorated in her own style i was like damn she ate that.. Apparently she didn't like that I was a "fake chainsaw lolita" (?) and was gonna kill me for it
I told her I had no idea what she was talking about but she didn't care and started chasing me with her chainsaw down the street and I thought I outran her when I looked behind and saw she had a steamroller that was ALSO purple and black in her colors but at the steamroller part there were spikes and she was gonna run me over with them 😭😭
I started running ULTRA FAST and started hiding but she showed up again so I got in her steamroller and drove away then I woke up
fnaf animatronic silliness 5-9-2024
I was just in my house but when it got dark then the FNAF animatronics would start spawning so once the sun started coming down I was downstairs and I like saw FREDDY STANDING RIGHT THERE so I ran into my dad's office but Jerma985 was there and he was like trying to print something??
He was like oh hey aren't you gonna get to bed and i was like yeah but I can't go out there freddy is waiting for me so I guess I'm gonna sleep here then I woke up
failing assignment 5-4-2024
The night before I had this dream I was doing an assignment but I like half assed it cause I really just wanted to go to bed but then I had this dream...
It started when I woke up like normal and I went to see what she graded it and she put in a 40/100 and put a comment saying, WORD FOR WORD I REMEMBER THIS SO VIVDLY, "You got a majority of the answers wrong, but I can tell you tried :)" I started freaking out so much because I had a 95 in the class so I checked my overall grade and it said I had a 72
The page kept auto refreshing like the number was rolling down LIVE and it just kept going down lower and lower until my overall grade was a 3% and I was freaking out then I woke up
I thought it was completely real like that actually happened then I checked my grades realizing it was a dream
prehistoric germs 3-11-2024
I had a dream where i was in my bed and my like 8th grade PE teacher was there we were having a debate and I don't remember what it was about but I said "Ok but if someone is a manager and a worker gets hurt is it nestles fault?" then the dream transitions to my bed but at a beach? I get out of my bed and theres this glass on my ground with waves playing on it so apparently because there aren't many beaches were I live irl there was this new technology to make fake oceans.
I touched it and it felt like ocean waves but then somebody broke the glass and under it was like these super big germs and viruses like the long ones and they got on my hands and it also was this dirty mucky brown there too i started to have an actual legitamate meltdown because of it
I ran off and somehow my kitchen was like behind it to the right and i started washing my hands so much and I kept adding soap like 3-5 times then washing them again then when i finally felt done my hands started bleeding because of how many times i washed them that drove me even more insane
I thought that the bacteria would get into my wounds so I went back to go wash them again and it stung so bad but I kept doing it then I woke up
Jail escape 2-27-2024
I was in jail and I had a bunkmate who slept at the top and I was at the bottom, and we agreed to try to escape. So we tried to like make a hole in the wall to crawl out of.
A few days in and she admits that the whole time she had a hole in the ceiling she made/found out about like 2 days i was like huh but we went in regardless then the dream starts transforming into something else where im in like this 1800s britain fancy princess era and I'm in this gorgeous white house that looks like some white house kinda place with a alot of nice plants and flowers around it
I was in this SUPER PRETTY white and floral dress and I HAD A HUSBAND??? But the guy SUCKED he like had a misstress and liked her a whole lot more than me. he was mean to me but nice to her and spoiled her like hell!!! Me and my uhh jailmate decided to save up money to move out and I hid her in my attic
I guess he found out what I was doing because when I went down the road to pick flowers HIM AND THE MISSTRESS TRIED TO RUN ME OVER WITH THEIR CARRAGE I was running while the like 2 horses chased me for like 5 minutes before I like made a hard left to the side and they didn't see me
I ended up in this park and I was walking around when I saw König with like a cardboard bag with food for the ducks and I wanted to talk to him but before I could I got woken up
weird bathroom 2-5-2024
I wanted to go buy food for myself so I rode my light blue bicycle out the neighborhood to the crossroad where you exit then I realized I need to use the bathroom so I went to one of my neighbors house and knocked but also there was fruit at their doorstep like mangoes and watermelons and asked if I could use their bathroom they said yes and I went in
The house was just a big living room with just a cubicle but it was kinda just attached to the wall like one of those public bathroom stalls. There was ONLY a toilet in it no sink just the toilet 😭After I finished I left, said thanks and asked if I could have some fruit they said sure BUT a lady came and she was REAL GREEDY she took all the good fruit and left me with ONE (1) rotten mango so I just left it there and got back on my bike
I then realized I don't have any money with me so I biked myself back and my mom was making those crunchwrap supremes but putting chilli in them then I woke up
cookie rage 1-24-2024
I was inherting the house I live in RIGHT NOW from Hollyberry Cookie and it looked like my house from the outside but the inside looked so much nicer it was like an actual mansion. But there was this cookie that HATED the fact that I got the house from Hollyberry that she was like tormenting me by destroying stuff in the house, trying to kill me and like drawing on the walls with crayon just being a menace
I saw a family that was outside and it was storming but the storm looked weird like there would be light at a certain spot then lightening would hit there so I let them in, one of the daughters she had a horse, it was white so I brought her to the garage where i kept MY horse named Lucky and she was black ironically (i had another dream in the past where i had a black horse named lucky). She asked what type of horse it was I just said a black stallion but my younger sister introjected to say it was an Apple Horse??
Later I was in the kitchen when I finally SAW THAT STUPUD COOKIE I was SO MAD AT HER. She was holding a knife trying to kill me. SHE WAS RUNNING AT ME LIKE THIS... 
I grabbed her she was like as tall as a waterbottle and there was a bowl in the sink so I drowned her in it while she screamed and like crushing her apart with my hands all at the same time yelling obsenities at her. I think I was so mad that while she was like a bunch of mush I chewed up her wet dough and spit her out back into the sink angrily
i chewed her up like this 
BUT IT FELT SOOO GOOD TO FINALLY GET MY REVENGE ON HER even though i did go a little crazy AND SHE WAS LIKE WRESTLING ME TOO LIKE FIGHTING BACK IN THE WATER but i won (LMFAO????)
Camping with Konig 1-13-2024
Me and 3 of my friends were going on a trip (i think camping?) at night so they were in my driveway when I got out it was 2 girls that were sisters and König LMFAOO so I got in and basically the car had 4 seats and I think it was a black or yellow jeep idk it was dark and König drove and the older sister was in the passengers then i was sitting behind her while her younger sister was in the chair behind Königs
We were driving down this super dark creepy road when on the side was this super creepy girl and like as we kept driving she kept popping up when the older sister was like "Wait... It's *her*.." then her younger sister was confused but suddenly remembered I was confused so asked what happened and she was about to when all of sudden the girl appeared again but in the middle of the road and König swerved the car off the road and the car crashed
The whole thing was totalled and the older sister explained how when her and her sister were kids they like accidentally killed her as an accident now shes out for revenge. Me and König were confused like huh what does that have to do with US and she was just like well guilt by association
The two girls ran off and me and König decided to go off on our own and find help. (this isn't relevant but he had his Arachnid skin on or atleast the mask iirc) but he found a flashlight in the car that we used and the WHOLE TIME I WAS STUCK TO HIM I WAS SOO SCARED BRO. I WAS HIDING BEHIND HIM WHILE HE LED THE WAY. After walking for a while we saw something/someone and we kinda peeked our heads over a bit to the right and SAW THAT THE OLDER SISTER GOT MURDERED AND WAS GETTING EATEN
We slowly backed up but I guess one of us stepped on a stick because she immidiately looked up at us and ran towards us WE MADE A RUN FOR IT but HE WAS SO MUCH FASTER THAN ME but he grabbed my hand and we ran but everytime I looked back I could see her chasing us SHE LOOKED LIKE THE GIRL FROM THE RING 😭😭😭
we were running for our lives and got back to the car and locked the doors super fast and she was banging on the car windows and stuff i was TERRIFIED but also it was ME AND KONIG ALONE.
but then I WAS WOKEN UP BY MY SISTER so we'll never know what happened after
Konig house inspector 1-4-2024
A house inspector coming over so while all my siblings were upstairs I told them that so a bit later I heard the doorbell ring and I went to open the door when I SAW KÖNIG AT THE DOORSTEP.
I was shocked for a bit before I snapped back into reality and let him in and let him walk around my house as he asked me questions like "How old is your house" and house inspector stuff
The whole time I was SO NERVOUS AROUND HIM every time he said something I would stutter I HATE THAT ☹️ The dream ended when he finished looking around and left my house and I sighed so hard because I embarrassed myself the entire time
Meeting Ritsu Kageyama 12-10-2023
#silly #shortMe and my mom were in the store but once we left I saw MMJ (More More Jump) and Ritsu Kageyama in the parking lot I went up to Ritsu and I was like "wow i love you so much man I think you're awesome" and he was like "Ohh thank you!" then i woke up
Canada vs America 11-17-2023
I had a dream where I got out of my bed and looked outside to see like in my backyard draped over the large trees in the way back was this huge like tapestry? or err like some kind of draping fabric
the fabric was like dual colored red and blue and on the red side it said "USA" and on the blue it said "CANADA" apparently Canada wanted to like take over all of the United states and everyone had to vote on which side should have it
I saw on the left that Konig voted for USA and i was shocked then I woke up
Stuck in a Tennessee ballpit 11-16-2023
#silly #shortI had a dream i was like stuck in a ballpit/padded play area place? i couldnt get out i was trying my best to get out of there also there were dinosours or some kind of monster there too? i talked to some other people who were there and one kid was like nahh bro i love this place why would you ever wanna leave this place is great but when i finally got out apparently i was in missisippi (even though i was told this was tennessee) and my family was outside in our car and we drove the entire 2hr trip back home and as soon as i opened the front door the dream ended
Playground menace 10-27-2023
There was this rumor going around that there was a guy going to playgrounds and like pulling down swing chains and pushing kids off of swings LMAO i didn't belive that AT ALL so one day at night i was sitting on a swing and i hear some guy behind me say something like
"bawl bawl now you will FALL" bro then he PULLED THE CHAINSA out of the wood at the top and then i fell all the way down to the bottom (The swing was at the top of like a wooden playground thing like at the climbing wall) and as i was brused i looked uo to see the guy running off then i woke up
Sydn*y 10-12-2023
#silly #short
In my dream that I was in my hallway and I guess I said the word "sydney" in a sentence and for some reason EVERYONE GOT SOOO MAD AT MEEE like Goob. DON'T SAY THAT.
I was so confused i asked "whats wrong with that word i dont get it" "ITS A BAD WORD. DON'T SAY IT." "okay but just to be sure it's sydney like Australia" "YES. YES. STOP SAYING SYDNEY." "OKAY OKAY...."
Mr.Beast gone wrong 10-10-2023
This youtuber was doing a MrBeast-esque video where he was going to do a giveaway of robux cards but what we had to do was hide in this creepy old hospital/building place and it was pitch black and we had these flashlights with small fovs and i hid behind this drawer thing and this guy got like mad asl.
he was super liek mad like WHERE ARE YOU GUYS..... I WAS SOO SCARED my younger sister was with me too and we were hiding when he literally came in the room we were in but thankfully he left IT WAS SO RIGGED TOO HE HAD A WAY BETTER FLASHLIGHT THAN US i then realized that im in a dream and i did the thing where i closed my eyes shut really tightly and opened them and i was alternating between being awake and asleep and i finally woke up and i like fell against the slide that was where i was but i stood up and went into my computer room
i guess i let my eldest sibling use my computer because they were on it and when they finished I went to use it AND I SAW GENSHIN IMPACT OPEN. I WAS LIKE WHATTTT UNDOWNLOAD IT THIS INSTANT and guess what. THEN I WOKE UP. EVEN THOUGH I WAS AWAKE I WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP SO *NOW* I WAS AWAKE.
treehouse explosion 9-26-2023
It started with me and my family driving into my neihborhood and as we were driving in we saw this crazy cult looking family like hell nah LMAOOO when we got home i went into the bathroom and for some reason kashdami was there AND HE WAS SUPERRR MAD AT ME AND WANTED TO FIGHT ME IDK WHY I LIKE HIS MUSIC????
but after that the dream just transitioned to this random guy from that creepy cult earlier talking about himself and later the dream switches to theres a party happening in the house but a secret party. anyways at that party i ended up getting a girlfriend?? next day im at someones house at a party and then its nice and all but then me and a couple of girls there are like im pretty sure theres a secret behind here (by there they mean this tiny ass mini fridge) you have to crawl in im like no way thats way too small i just ended up fishing ice cream out of the hole in the freezer lmao
then an argument breaks out with 2 of the adults there so me, all my siblings, and a few others decide to go out on their porch to take a breath of fresh air but their porch was SO THIN. IT DIDNT HELP THAT IT WAS A TREEHOUSE TYPE OF HOUSE. so the panels would get thinner and thinner as you walked so obviously i stayed back BUT EVERYONE KEPT RUNNING IN FRONT AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE BRO UR ACTUALLY GONNADIE.
So me and my girlfriend were sitting down because i was like uhh wanna get some fresh air she was like yeah and out of nowhere the entire house explodes. like it was some cartoon or something. EVERYONE IS DEAD EXECPT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA, AND MY OLDEST SIBLING. IM YELLING AT MY ELDEST SIBLING TO CALL FOR HELP BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE BARELY HOLDIG ONTO THE WOOD WE ARE ON AND THEY'RE SOOOO CALM I WAS SCREAMING YELLING LIKE PELASE JUST CALL OPPLEASRRREEE and the 911 operator was like alright we are gonna send a helly and get you guys outta there.
then we got saved by helicopter and btw i was like a gymnist so i had a bunch of medals and i got my diamond medal after all. real image of what it looked like from my POV: 
neocities nightmare 9-21-2023
#what even is this dreamI had a dream i was on Neocities and then i asked a user (it was an actual neocities wbemutual i have but i don't think they want their name aired out) how they got something to work on their page in their chatbox (i don't really remember what it was) and they responded a bit later saying "sorry, please ask questions in my QNA box :)" EXACLTY.
my jaw dropped and i looked right under the chatbox div WAS INDEED A QNA BOX I INSTANTLY APOLOGIZED LIKE IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE THAT and hurridly put it in the qna section but like i knew that wasn't really a good excuse then i woke up and for like 2 minutes i thought it was real and happened yesterday and i was like man i gotta apologize to them
Anteater CPR ??-??-2022
This is the dream that gave me my deathly fear of anteaters. Okay it started when I was in my bedroom with my Healthcare teacher and she was with an anteater telling me how now scientists are teaching animals how to do CPR like how there are support cats and police dogs
She told me that this anteater could do CPR and I was like wow so for some reason I thought it would be THE FUNNIEST THING to pretend to like choke or something like pretend to pass out so I like slightly pretended that I got something stuck in my throat and like put my hands around my throat when the anteater STARED at me and immidiately jumped on me
IT STARTED DOING CPR ON ME SO FAST AND SO HARD I WAS TERRIFIED I STARTED CRYING AND WAILING LIKE I THOUGHT I'D DIE ☠️ I was like SCREAMING for my teacher to get this thing OFF OF ME and like it took her and 3 of my siblings to get that thing off of me after that i was still like shaken up and when I woke up i was legit shaking and I gained +1 fear of anteaters
