Food is something I really really enjoy about life. I'm going to write further about that subject in a bit; but theres two types of foods in this world. Good food and just fucking awful food. Oreos go in the terrible pile. Everyone around me loves them but i really REALLY THINK THEY TASTE LIKE ASS. Glazed donuts are in that same pile beacuse they're so shit but to get back on topic wow Oreos are garbage!!!!! Just 15 minutes ago I ate like 2 and now I just have to to type this up.
As soon as you bite into them the cream just squeezes out and gets everywhere and the cookie just breaks apart its so disgusting and the cream tastes SO SUGARY. It's way wayyyy too sweet even as a kid i hated them. And the Oreos take up all the flavor in your mouth and it stays for like 30 minutes straight you always have to drink an absurd amount of water and still the after taste is bonded to your teeth and you basically have to brush your teeth to enjoy any other food ever witch is. SO FUCKING STUPID. STOP MAKING ALL YOUR FUCKING FLAVORS SO STRONG MR OREOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I've tried like 10-15 different flavors of Oreos over the years and they're all shit its astonishing how someone can fuck up making COOKIES over and over and OVOOOOOVVERERRRRRRR ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ NOT ONE SINGLE GOOD FLAVOR.
The thing is that no matter what I always want to try different foods but i always tap out with ONE cookie and give my sister the rest of mine because I get so sick of the flavor so quickly its like they put 5 cookie ingredients in one cookie its so despicable
sorry to the Oreo lovers but these things are abhorrent
UPDATE I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK THESE ARE THE ONLY GOOD OREOS OEVER